Forget-Me-Not GPS Panties : Trace Your Woman
May 31st, 2005Forget Me Not Panties have built-in GPS and unique sensor technology.
Quoting the features directly from their site – “These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!
These “panties” can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day. The technology is embedded into a piece of fabric so seamlessly she will never know it’s there!”
[Found via the Register]
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TeeHee… ok so i’m confused, did the military invent these?… do they use these in the army?… oh well I don’t need them
Cons: Good grief! This must have been invented by a VERY JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVB MAN! Talk about your control freaks…
Pros: Well, this offers a chance to catch a kidnapper-rapist-murderer in the act, but the timing has to be right. Once the panties have been taken off and discarded all the police are left with is a crime scene and/or a body.
Irony: Control freaks are the ones who commit these sorts of crimes.