{"id":12238,"date":"2010-04-01T21:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T15:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/?p=12238"},"modified":"2020-04-16T15:28:41","modified_gmt":"2020-04-16T09:58:41","slug":"kiss-tweeting-better-writing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/2010\/04\/kiss-tweeting-better-writing\/","title":{"rendered":"Better Tweeting Equals Better Writing: It All Starts With K.I.S.S."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Better Tweeting = Better Writing.\u00a0Alright. You probably don\u2019t see it, but Twitter can actually help you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lifehack.org\/articles\/communication\/a-guide-to-becoming-a-better-writer-15-practical-tips.html\" rel=\"noopener\">become a better writer<\/a>. Of course you may likely scoff a bit at this\u2014 (jeepers however did I arrive at such a conclusion?!) and even claim that Twitter encourages people to become <em>bad<\/em> writers\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-12254\" title=\"GoodWriter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/GoodWriter.jpg\" alt=\"Good Writer Good Tweeter\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/GoodWriter.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/wp-content\/uploads\/GoodWriter-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, so first of all, these aren\u2019t exactly what you\u2019d call good quality Tweets. Not exactly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.problogger.net\/archives\/2010\/03\/05\/how-to-not-repulse-readers-and-send-them-running-scream%E2%80%A6-um%E2%80%A6i-mean-clicking-away\/\" rel=\"noopener\">engaging and compelling content<\/a>, not by a long shot. And I say that with the utmost of sincerity and just a hint of sarcasm.<\/p>\n<p>In no way should anyone <em>continually<\/em> Tweet like this, especially if you want to attract a loyal following. Granted, I am guilty of using the Twitter \u2018shortening\u2019 feature which can often turn plain English into readable numbers, BUT\u2026 I don\u2019t use it all the time, repeatedly. Nor do my Tweets resemble the above Tweets in any way, shape or form.<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness eh? That\u2019s just a little scary. And totally not in a good way.<\/p>\n<p>Now don\u2019t get me wrong\u2026 an occasional rant here and there is fine, in fact expected. And sometimes we just can\u2019t quite fit all the characters we want into a Tweet rant. So we must shorten it somehow. Unfortunately the end result is usually some weird, decidedly pale version of the English language that is barely intelligible. Yuck.<\/p>\n<p>So do the Twitterverse a favor and please make it intelligible. Pul-leez! (See? Totally intelligible right?) Or consider using <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitlonger.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">TwitLonger<\/a>. That helps too. Oh and secondly, if these are the typical Tweets you see in your feed, I say \u201cRun! RUN!\u201d in the opposite direction. Either that or I highly recommend you start looking for other, more interesting Tweeps to follow.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress. Honestly, if you\u2019re serious about becoming a writer, being active in Twitter really <em>will<\/em> help you.<\/p>\n<h3><em>Here\u2019s how &#8211;<\/em><\/h3>\n<p>Twitter can help you become more conscious of the basic rules of writing. Remember the 4 C\u2019s?<\/p>\n<p>Any writer worth their salt should know how to write (1) <strong>concisely<\/strong>, (2) <strong>coherently<\/strong>, (3) <strong>concretely<\/strong> and (4) <strong>clearly<\/strong>\u2014and this is exactly the type of writing that Twitter forces you to do. Well\u2026 forces <em>most<\/em> of us to do at any rate.<\/p>\n<p>So let\u2019s explore that a little deeper shall we?<\/p>\n<h2><strong>1. Twitter forces you to write <\/strong><strong>concisely<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>This one is pretty darn obvious. You\u2019re given 140 characters or less within which you must convey a message. You have 140 characters to say something that makes sense and hopefully makes you sound and appear smart to your followers. (No, you don\u2019t actually have to <em>be<\/em> smart&#8230; no, really you don\u2019t!)<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding. You should be at least a little smart if you\u2019re trying to sound and appear smart. I read that somewhere. Seriously, you only have 140 characters to make a good impression. <em>So make it a good impression.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The 140 character limit works because you really don\u2019t need too many words to send a message out when you\u2019re shooting for concise. Just remember to keep the K.I.S.S. method in the forefront of that little noggin of yours and you\u2019ll do spectacularly well.<\/p>\n<p>K.I.S.S.= \u201cKeep It Simple, Stupid\u201d in case you were scratching your head and wondering.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>2 &amp; 3. The fear of being un-followed forces you to become <\/strong><strong>coherent<\/strong><strong> and <\/strong><strong>concrete<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>While Twitter doesn\u2019t exactly penalize badly written Tweets, your followers certainly will. They will do this by *shocker*\u2026 un-following you! There\u2019s a reason why people follow other people on Twitter. Ask yourself, why do you follow hundreds of people, perhaps even thousands, on Twitter?<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s usually-<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Because they make sense.<\/li>\n<li>Because they teach you a little something each time they Tweet.<\/li>\n<li>Because they post funny snippets.<\/li>\n<li>Because they don\u2019t write like they\u2019re always high on something! Or failed 3<sup>rd<\/sup> grade.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>You need to be coherent and concrete if you want to keep your followers. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>To be coherent means following the correct structure and form of a sentence to make sure that every word counts. And with only 140 characters to use, you\u2019d <em>better<\/em> make each one count. For a Tweet to effectively get the correct message across, it must be free of spelling errors and grammatical mistakes. This is a little bit tricky, especially when you have 140 characters to fill.<\/p>\n<p>You will be at times forced to condense the words and write in short hand by taking out some of the letters. For example, instead of \u201cwhich,\u201d you may need to write \u201cw\/c.\u201d This is acceptable, just as long as you make sure that the message is still clear. It should also follow the basic rules of punctuation. I cannot stress enough the importance of punctuation. A friend put it succinctly:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Remember, commas save lives!\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cLet\u2019s eat grandpa or Let\u2019s eat, grandpa. SEE?\u201d <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Now I don\u2019t claim to be the grammar police. Not by a long shot. I\u2019m a ghostwriter but I make mistakes just like the rest of the planet and I\u2019m the first to say so. Sometimes they\u2019re just accidental, sometimes they\u2019re on purpose. And I forgive a lot from others as well. But there are times when grammar is just so poor it\u2019s unacceptable and totally ruins what you\u2019re trying to say.<\/p>\n<p>So if that\u2019s the case, why even bother saying it?<\/p>\n<p>You also don\u2019t want your Tweets to appear vague. While you probably have the urge to Tweet something philosophical and thought-provoking to rise above the noise on Twitter, posting something like \u201cmy life resembles the bursting of a pimple\u201d (actual Tweet \u2026 no lie!!!) makes you sound rather stupid and pretentious. So keep it simple and straightforward. Or you can\u2026 <em>Keep It Simple, Stupid.<\/em><\/p>\n<h2><strong>4. Finally, Twitter forces you to be <\/strong><strong>clear<\/strong><\/h2>\n<p>This is probably a no-brainer, but there\u2019s really no beating around the bush with 140 characters is there?<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s just not a lot to go with.<\/p>\n<p>So it\u2019s not that difficult to be clear.<\/p>\n<p>Much like this paragraph is pretty clear.<\/p>\n<p>All you need to do is to learn how to use the right words and to edit properly.<\/p>\n<p>And use short sentences rather than 10 mile long ones.<\/p>\n<p>I repeat, <em>use the rights words and edit properly<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Use short sentences rather than 10 mile long ones.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Writing clearly means that you need to improve your vocabulary and editing skills. It means using simple language whenever possible. And it means always keeping in mind that a huge percentage of the people on the web who will read your content are working with an 8<sup>th<\/sup> grade vocabulary level\u2026<\/p>\n<p>So go ahead and try out Twitter, if you haven\u2019t already. Don\u2019t be scared, I know there is a smarty pants in you somewhere that can write intelligible Tweets. Just remember to use the 4 C\u2019s and seal it with a K.I.S.S.<\/p>\n<p>Then let me know how it all works out for you and if you see an improvement in your writing by dropping me a comment or shooting me an email.<\/p>\n<p><em>Guest author Cori is a wildly hire-able freelance \u2018ghost\u2019 and the creative brains and dubious brawn behind her blog BigGirlBranding.com. You can also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.quickonlinetips.com\/archives\/guest-blogging\/\">submit guest articles<\/a> and share youir Twitter ideas.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Better Tweeting = Better Writing.\u00a0Alright. 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